#Dream SMP Syndicate

[valcaine]

*Glides down into you inbox*

I got two things!

Um ok for the first you said you wanted drawing ideas? Mmm have Philza going mock fucking 10 as tech holds a speedometer and ran panics

And also what other cursed birdza/ emerald duo headcanons do you have

Teeth stew anon you have sparked my interest

-I'te

*takes off*

they are trying to see if his wings healed

(they did) (he destroyed the lawn)

cursed headcanons? uhhh philza can and will eat bugs and mice, he is the resident pest killer

[echolocati0n-art]

adventures with the syndi-cats :3

i miss them EXPLODES

[casinocatt]

in the curb we all hate government

[simplepotatofarmer]

thinking about the unused syndicate skins techno had made by carrot_gardens again....

[cirrusea]

The syndicate aka disaster book club

[dsmp-lainey]

c!niki art i commissioned from the incredible @arginnit

literally love these so much i’m never gonna get over it

[ghostenluvs]

i want ctommy to go bowling and be awful at it. i want ctubbo to destroy him at the bowling alley arcade shooter games.

cranboo is eating bowling alley fries in teh background and has rolled three consecutive strikes on pure looney toons luck alone.

jack is a worker there and has never needed a smoke break so bad in his life. hes so tired.

the syndicate are also there bowling on the other end of the lanes and cranboo keeps sneakily walking over between both groups and playing with them at once.

techno is overcomplicating every single shot and quoting ancient chinese history as usual.

phil is in the arcade whenever he has a moment playing space invaders or tetris or smth and hes on level 200.

niki is trying desperately to win the rigged plushy drop game by the entrance. she succeeds. she has a very large jigglypuff now.

the bowling alley speakers are playing take on me.

everything is right in the world.

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ADDITIONS FROM LATER UNDER READMORE [ART]

here's the incident:tm: of the outing.

everyone thank @xerith-42

JUST DANCE COMPETITION BETWEEN THE WHOLE SQUAD.

i just wanna see that.

[hadesmediocreart]

The syndicate in the skins techno had commissioned + the shadow of the mysterious 5th member

[icara-mack]

My final (planned) entry for the @sixteenth-day-event </3 and it’s time for: snow and snow and snow

!! the syndicate my beloved + bonus ghostbur and the gremlin child <3 ranboo’s dying it’s fine (he did not know what he was up against)

if you spot a crow with little cat ears? No you don’t I’m invisible.

if this event runs again, you can count on my participation as usual ♥️ thank you for what you do for the community! You’re a wonderful mod

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED <3

[yuttikkele]

kind of upset we didn’t get to see the dsmp syndicate fully shine. They were set up for so much more…

[embers-archive]

The syndicate my beloved, you will always be famous to me.

This is a redraw of an old drawing from 2021, comparisons are under the cut :D

August 2021 vs March 2024

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

Welcome to the Syndicate, come and take a seat

Would you like to see the books or the notorious wither fleet?

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test!

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the Syndicate, put your cares aside

Here's a tip for raising subcounts, here's a sixteen-year-old who died

We got meetings, and a baker, and a guy from hardcore

And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the members of the Eggpire fucking each other, who drew this, CONNOR-

Here's a healthy baking option, you should kill your son

Here's why McPuffy's never serves you, here's how goats can build a bomb

Which figure from myths are you? Take this quirky quiz

Eggpire sent the egghead gang to indoctrinate your kids

Could I interest you in anarchy all of the time?

A little bit of anarchy all of the time?

Democracy's a tragedy and monarchy's a crime

Sic Semper Tyrannis all of the time

[desolatediver]

My gift for @kitefactionofficial

Thank you @mcytblrholidayexchange for the event!

[ctechnoapologist]

night out

[simplepotatofarmer]

the fact that techno was the one to place the ender pearl for the stasis chamber for harpocrates honestly makes sense from a lore perspective if you consider that harpocrates wasn't an actual member but a symbol. a symbol c!techno could point to and say, 'look, you don't have to do anything you don't wanna do. no one will pressure you into anything, you can be here in spirit only and that's fine. that's all we ask of you.'

i don't know. i really like that thought.

[cirrusea]

Syndicate meetings are very productive